Azmin wants to have a race car. He's fixed up sticky racing tyres for his car and also added this interesting device which would shut off the engine 15 seconds AFTER you remove the key from the ignition slot. His lights are a nice blue (I think, but I could be wrong) and very very bright. He has plans about selling his Getz and paying 40K more to get a used BMW M3 because we all know the bigger the car, the smaller the ----. It HAS to be proportionate.
He also wants to have a nicer house. A house where he doesn't spend half the day cleaning the toilets and barring his family access to it whilst he's getting down and dirty scrubbing inbetween the tiles. A room where he doesn't sleep on a mattress on the floor with about 4 fans surrounding him because he doesn't have air conditioning. He wants a fridge that has more Ribena and chocolate milk than he could ever dream of. A kitchen that cleans itself up after every failed cooking disaster. He wants more photo frames around the house with more photos of a skinnier him. He loves those creative shots of himself so much. So much.
He wonders that maybe. Just maybe. Something could be done about the ancient light switches and the creaky doors too.
Afterall, he's entitled to dream.
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