http://www.madman.com.au/tism/bunny/
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.
All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
The One with Steven Lim
Ok. This isn't even considered a post. I wanted to post a reply in wmx's blog but dunno why Blogspot fucked up.
http://stevenlim.net
I am strongly advising people NOT to go to the above-mentioned website. This is for wmx to check out as he was mentioned by the guy on his website.
Again, this site is not for the faint-hearted.
If you thought Wubing was bad.. ha. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Goodnight people, it's 4:20am.
http://stevenlim.net
I am strongly advising people NOT to go to the above-mentioned website. This is for wmx to check out as he was mentioned by the guy on his website.
Again, this site is not for the faint-hearted.
If you thought Wubing was bad.. ha. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Goodnight people, it's 4:20am.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
The One with the Classic Captain America
I got him. I really got him. At retail!
Today I went down Spawnasia to camp. Budden after 1hr plus, received a call from a contact and was told Paragon had variants! Bloody hell, if only I hadn't hesitated and went there first at 12 I would have gotten the ENTIRE set! That's right. ENTIRE SET of variants at retail. And if only Gilson had gone down when I called him but we shouldn't digress.. haha.
Yeah, so the deal was, by the time I went down, the entire set was reserved and sold right in front of me. Sad. Budden I went through the shelves and found a VARIANT CAPTAIN AMERICA! $14.90!
Happiness.
Now I'm paying for it by mugging till probably 7? 8?
I suck.
But Captain America Rocks!
Today I went down Spawnasia to camp. Budden after 1hr plus, received a call from a contact and was told Paragon had variants! Bloody hell, if only I hadn't hesitated and went there first at 12 I would have gotten the ENTIRE set! That's right. ENTIRE SET of variants at retail. And if only Gilson had gone down when I called him but we shouldn't digress.. haha.
Yeah, so the deal was, by the time I went down, the entire set was reserved and sold right in front of me. Sad. Budden I went through the shelves and found a VARIANT CAPTAIN AMERICA! $14.90!
Happiness.
Now I'm paying for it by mugging till probably 7? 8?
I suck.
But Captain America Rocks!
Saturday, November 20, 2004
The One with the 3hrs of Sleep
Woke up at 9am today. Finally had breakfast! Didn't help that it was a great weather to SLEEP IN. But having a nightmare considering being alseep for 3hrs (or less) made me really cranky.
Threw on Superman III just to cover my breakfast and started on Nuisance.
I SO DO NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.
Will do some self-reflection after the exams. I think my nightmare can be good material for a short film. Need to get a script out though.
#$%^&*@!
I feel that my day has been ruined.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Let's see how the day goes.
Threw on Superman III just to cover my breakfast and started on Nuisance.
I SO DO NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.
Will do some self-reflection after the exams. I think my nightmare can be good material for a short film. Need to get a script out though.
#$%^&*@!
I feel that my day has been ruined.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Let's see how the day goes.
The One with the Healthy Lifestyle Change
Today, I am implementing a healthy lifestyle change for myself. I shall sleep earlier and wake up earlier. Not at 6, but at 5. Or earlier. Wanted to go jogging too (sorry Moli) but I expect that I won't be able to walk least jog at 6:30am after only 1.5hrs of sleep. I'm setting my alarm clock for 9am, hopefully I can finally catch breakfast.
Then again, why am I still up blogging?
I need to get my life in order, after my papers are over, I expect that I shall be given adequate time to unwind before revising for Contract again for Semester 2.
(yah right)
At least I do have some semblance of activities planned out for the December holidays. I hope.
Dec 1st paper ends, PARTY (Wherever, whatever)
Dec 2nd Kbox!
Dec 3rd (Free?!)
Dec 4th Zoukout
Dec 5th Hangover
Dec 6th (Possibility of flying to China for 1 week)
--insert trip to KL to visit Wernie's house
--insert Hall Activities (snicker)
--insert Misc. commmitments (e.g. Christmas)
I'd say I'm packed.
But I'm not complaining, at least there's something interesting to look forward to..
Then again, why am I still up blogging?
I need to get my life in order, after my papers are over, I expect that I shall be given adequate time to unwind before revising for Contract again for Semester 2.
(yah right)
At least I do have some semblance of activities planned out for the December holidays. I hope.
Dec 1st paper ends, PARTY (Wherever, whatever)
Dec 2nd Kbox!
Dec 3rd (Free?!)
Dec 4th Zoukout
Dec 5th Hangover
Dec 6th (Possibility of flying to China for 1 week)
--insert trip to KL to visit Wernie's house
--insert Hall Activities (snicker)
--insert Misc. commmitments (e.g. Christmas)
I'd say I'm packed.
But I'm not complaining, at least there's something interesting to look forward to..
Thursday, November 18, 2004
The One with the Misrepresentation
5:46AM
Actually, there's nothing on this post about Misrepresentation. Other than the fact that I'm done with it. Heh. Mistake too. Frustration too. Though that's not being tested.
Anyway, somebody says I'm nice! Yay! But I dunno who! Boo!
Oh well. That little light at the end of the dark tunnel of mugging was nice when I heard it after like 12-13 hours of non-stop mugging.
Perked up my morning it did.
Post more later I will.
Sleep now I shall.
Actually, there's nothing on this post about Misrepresentation. Other than the fact that I'm done with it. Heh. Mistake too. Frustration too. Though that's not being tested.
Anyway, somebody says I'm nice! Yay! But I dunno who! Boo!
Oh well. That little light at the end of the dark tunnel of mugging was nice when I heard it after like 12-13 hours of non-stop mugging.
Perked up my morning it did.
Post more later I will.
Sleep now I shall.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
The One with the Ex-Girlfriend
The Ex-Girlfriend
Written by: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Directed by: Tom Cherones
Broadcasted: January 23, 1991 for the first time.
Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards,
Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Tracy Kolis (as Marlene).
[Setting: Jerry's car]
GEORGE: She can't kill me right?!
JERRY: No, of course not.
GEORGE: People break up all the time.
JERRY: Everyday.
GEORGE: It just didn't work out. What can I do? I wanted to love her. I tried to love her. I couldn't.
JERRY: You tried.
GEORGE: I kept looking at her face. I'd go: "C'mon, love her. Love her!"
JERRY: Did you tell her you loved her?
GEORGE: Oh, I had no choice. She squeezed it out of me! She'd tell me she loved me. Alright, at first, I just look at her. I'd go "Oh, really?" or "Boy, that's, that's
something." But, eventually you have to come back with "Well, I love you." You know, you can only hold out for so long!"
JERRY: You're a human being.
GEORGE: And I didn't even ask her out. She asked me out first. She called me up. What was I supposed to do? Say no? I can't do that to someone.
JERRY: You're too nice a guy.
GEORGE: I am. I'm a nice guy.. (realizing) And she seduced me! We were in my apartment, I'm sitting on the couch, she's on the chair - I get up to go to the
bathroom, I come back, she's on the couch. What am I supposed to do? Not do anything? I couldn't do that. I would've insulted her.
JERRY: You're flesh and blood.
GEORGE: I had nothing to do wtih any of this! I met all her friends, I didn't want to meet them. I kept trying to avoid it. I knew it would only get me in deeper. But
they were everywhere! They kept popping up, all over the place. "This is Nancy, this is Susan, this is Amy.. This is my cousin.. this is my brother.. thisis my father."
It's like I'm in quicksand.
JERRY: I told you when I met her..
GEORGE: My back is killing me.
JERRY: You gotta go to my chiropractor, he's the best.
GEORGE: Oh yeah, everybody's guy is the best.
JERRY: I'm gonna make an appointment for you. We'll go together.
GEORGE: Please. They don't do anything.. Look, do I have to break up with her in person? CAn't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things.
JERRY: You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion! Right off!
Written by: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
Directed by: Tom Cherones
Broadcasted: January 23, 1991 for the first time.
Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards,
Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Tracy Kolis (as Marlene).
[Setting: Jerry's car]
GEORGE: She can't kill me right?!
JERRY: No, of course not.
GEORGE: People break up all the time.
JERRY: Everyday.
GEORGE: It just didn't work out. What can I do? I wanted to love her. I tried to love her. I couldn't.
JERRY: You tried.
GEORGE: I kept looking at her face. I'd go: "C'mon, love her. Love her!"
JERRY: Did you tell her you loved her?
GEORGE: Oh, I had no choice. She squeezed it out of me! She'd tell me she loved me. Alright, at first, I just look at her. I'd go "Oh, really?" or "Boy, that's, that's
something." But, eventually you have to come back with "Well, I love you." You know, you can only hold out for so long!"
JERRY: You're a human being.
GEORGE: And I didn't even ask her out. She asked me out first. She called me up. What was I supposed to do? Say no? I can't do that to someone.
JERRY: You're too nice a guy.
GEORGE: I am. I'm a nice guy.. (realizing) And she seduced me! We were in my apartment, I'm sitting on the couch, she's on the chair - I get up to go to the
bathroom, I come back, she's on the couch. What am I supposed to do? Not do anything? I couldn't do that. I would've insulted her.
JERRY: You're flesh and blood.
GEORGE: I had nothing to do wtih any of this! I met all her friends, I didn't want to meet them. I kept trying to avoid it. I knew it would only get me in deeper. But
they were everywhere! They kept popping up, all over the place. "This is Nancy, this is Susan, this is Amy.. This is my cousin.. this is my brother.. thisis my father."
It's like I'm in quicksand.
JERRY: I told you when I met her..
GEORGE: My back is killing me.
JERRY: You gotta go to my chiropractor, he's the best.
GEORGE: Oh yeah, everybody's guy is the best.
JERRY: I'm gonna make an appointment for you. We'll go together.
GEORGE: Please. They don't do anything.. Look, do I have to break up with her in person? CAn't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things.
JERRY: You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion! Right off!
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
The One with the Tag Board
I admit it. I'm stupid. I still can't figure out 1) how to add a link to another webpage in my post, 2) how to link my blog to other blogs and 3) how to add a tagboard. When I tried to access the free sample tagboard via http://www.tag-board.com/, I got this rude message:
Gateway Timeout - The following error occurred: A gateway timeout occurred. The server is unreachable. Retry the request. (GATEWAY_TIMEOUT) Please contact the administrator.
Whoopie.
Anyway, it's 3am and it's officially 2nd November 2004 (Singapore Time). In another 8 hours approximate, it'll be the morning of 2nd November 2004 in the States. Time to vote America. Interestingly, this is one election in which neither side know whether for sure, they are going to win. With Bush edging in at 50% of the votes and Kerry at 47% and if you add in the marginal error of 3%, we pretty much have a tie. Which way will it go? To the Incompetent Bush or the Incoherent Kerry? Whatever the result, it will probably be pretty interesting. I shall quote Wayne on this one:
" I will try to update all of you on the US Elections as it unfolds. Four more days! Minnesota is a swing state and everyone is coming here to grab the votes.The stepsons of Kerry with ashton kutcher came to Carleton yesterday and this was the biggest pol event that Carleton has ever seen. (So many girls supporting ashton rather than kerry i think..but the kerry brothers are models too..so) I think this election is really important to both parties,candidates and the people generally. Nader (Green) came to St Olaf too. Unfortunately, seems that Bush seems to be destined for the White house again.. Things dun look good for Kerry Edwards.
Minnesota would probably vote Republican president for first time in many years. Bush is leading in almost all the swing states, florida, penn, minnesota, wiscosin... Local/State elections dun seem good for the democrats too...
Bush for four years~! REALLY Food for thought....Kerry Edwards 04 is almost gone... "
Though the 2004 election is the hottest topic right now, I think it's interesting to note the The Economist in their article gave a possible line-up for the 2008 elections. John McCain, Chuck Hagel, RUDY GIULIANI and possibly MR SCHWARZENEGGER. I shall be looking forward to that in four year's time. Which is when it'll be my pupilage year. Interesting.
I actually wish that Arnold would be able to pull a Reagen.
But - (MSN - Incoherent Quote) Maybe its not meant to be.
Gateway Timeout - The following error occurred: A gateway timeout occurred. The server is unreachable. Retry the request. (GATEWAY_TIMEOUT) Please contact the administrator.
Whoopie.
Anyway, it's 3am and it's officially 2nd November 2004 (Singapore Time). In another 8 hours approximate, it'll be the morning of 2nd November 2004 in the States. Time to vote America. Interestingly, this is one election in which neither side know whether for sure, they are going to win. With Bush edging in at 50% of the votes and Kerry at 47% and if you add in the marginal error of 3%, we pretty much have a tie. Which way will it go? To the Incompetent Bush or the Incoherent Kerry? Whatever the result, it will probably be pretty interesting. I shall quote Wayne on this one:
" I will try to update all of you on the US Elections as it unfolds. Four more days! Minnesota is a swing state and everyone is coming here to grab the votes.The stepsons of Kerry with ashton kutcher came to Carleton yesterday and this was the biggest pol event that Carleton has ever seen. (So many girls supporting ashton rather than kerry i think..but the kerry brothers are models too..so) I think this election is really important to both parties,candidates and the people generally. Nader (Green) came to St Olaf too. Unfortunately, seems that Bush seems to be destined for the White house again.. Things dun look good for Kerry Edwards.
Minnesota would probably vote Republican president for first time in many years. Bush is leading in almost all the swing states, florida, penn, minnesota, wiscosin... Local/State elections dun seem good for the democrats too...
Bush for four years~! REALLY Food for thought....Kerry Edwards 04 is almost gone... "
Though the 2004 election is the hottest topic right now, I think it's interesting to note the The Economist in their article gave a possible line-up for the 2008 elections. John McCain, Chuck Hagel, RUDY GIULIANI and possibly MR SCHWARZENEGGER. I shall be looking forward to that in four year's time. Which is when it'll be my pupilage year. Interesting.
I actually wish that Arnold would be able to pull a Reagen.
But - (MSN - Incoherent Quote) Maybe its not meant to be.
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