Thursday, November 24, 2005

Property sucked eggs

It was... icky. To say the least. And I kicked myself for failing to discuss certain issues. Thanks to Jackson, I felt much better...

JcK MSN AM 09:44

hmm..ok..
didn't see it tt way
aiya
forgeddit la
over liao..
dun worry..there's always favian

---

Thanks fav.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Separated at Birth?



On the right, Harry's love interest. On the left... XXX's love interest...

(My photoshop skills suck okay?)

Monday, November 21, 2005

I'm so lazy I'm starting to blog my block emails again...

Eloha.

Yup. It's me again. Nope. I didn't lose my toothpaste
again (technically it was stolen but I've moved
on...), rather it's just some silly message that Hall
Admin wants me (so honoured sia...) to pass on to
everyone. Everyone on my floor that is. But I'm just
too lazy to go knocking on doors (and I shy...), so
I'll just send a block email coz it actually concerns
the other floors too. That is if you've got pails.
Outside your doors.

Apparently Hall Admin (the indian lady) was prowling
the corridors today armed with her trusty digital
camera taking snapshots of all the offenders of
various Hall Crimes. E.g. more than 3pairs of footwear outside
the door etc. She happened to pass by my opened door
(iFriendlyNeighbour - right Albert?) and she asked me
to tell the 4th floor guys to put their pails/dustbins
into their rooms. This is to prevent mosquitoes from
breeding in the pails. If they aren't removed soon*,
there will be a hefty fine. Being the lazy bum that I
am (and I don't like to go knocking on people's
doors), I'd rather pass on the information here.

So guys (and gals), please keep your pails/dustbins
and whatnot, because there's a DANGER OF MOSQUITOES
BREEDING IN THEM. Very dangerous. Hall Admin says must
keep.

Budden they also say once you put it in your room it's
ok. Weird right. Maybe because it'll only bite you
then. Hurhurhur.

Go figure.

Have fun muggin'


Zhiyou
E413


*soon
adv. soon·er, soon·est
1. In the near future; shortly.
2. Without hesitation; promptly: came as soon as
possible.
3. Before the usual or appointed time; early.
4. With willingness; readily: I'd as soon leave right
now.
5. Obsolete. Immediately.
6. Chinese surname.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

200th Post

I'd have wanted my 200th post to be something substantial. Something interesting. Instead it's gonna be a bloody complaint. Apparently my neighbour thinks my music's abit too loud. It doesn't really matter to him that he likes to blast his fucking base THOOMP THOOMP THOOMP when he's NOT in his room. It doesn't matter that he leaves his alarm clock on with its infernal (china-esque) double-belled ring on when he's IN THE LOO. It doesn't matter that he slams his door shut as and when he comes out of his room like nobody's fucking business (BAM BAM BAM!). It doesn't matter that his dad is as an obnoxious prick as him by trying to squeeze past my dad when clearly there is no fucking space through the gate for two (Like father like fucking son). So what if you're somebody at Biz? Balls to you. I download Bon Jovi's 'Have a Nice Day' and turn it on moderately louder than usual (eh come on la, I DON'T BLAST MY MUSIC. PERIOD - Compare speakers la, mine so small...) and he comes knocking on my door. The general consensus of the block is that he's a prick. OOo yeah. Prick indeed.

I hope you die a slow painful death.

ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Coming up next, weird exam dreams... involving indians, tekka mall, cats and Kentucky Fried Chicken Little)

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Zilch!

My blog is worth...



$0.00

Apparently because I have a lack of links.

I'm wasting my time on a worthless blog yah?

Azmin's Traditio

Remember a long long time ago when we still had Company Tutorials? Remember this incident whereby they had this case of Debentures and something along the lines of this company gave their clothes as (either fixed or floating) charges? The story went along the lines of the charges being fixed. Or rather we tried to make it fixed by putting it into a warehouse. Remember the case? Oh yeah. That one. By keeping your items in a warehouse under lock and key, it could possibly be a fixed charge. Although on the facts of this case, it was a floating one because they removed the items for sale. But I digress.

MEC was at the top of his form, asking questions after questions. Here's along the lines of what he said... as best as I could remember them. It WAS a long time ago...

MEC: So how do we make the clothes a fixed charge?
Random: Put it in a warehouse!
MEC: Okay, good. We put it in a warehouse. But then warehouse door open, big big. How?
Me (I acutally contributed!): Lock it!
*Azmin sniggers*
MEC: Yes. Very good. We lock it. But who holds onto the key?
(At this point I was going to say the bank. But...)
AZMIN: (Very enthusiastically) The security guard!
MEC: ...
(Moment of silence)
MEC: Okay... but who employs the security guard?...
(Conclusion, Azmin was just getting to his melayu roots. It's forgivable)

There. That's the security guard drama! Not that fantastic right...

Sunday, November 13, 2005

CLT Sucked Eggs, GaryBellMustDie!

I actually felt pretty bad about the CLT assignment. Until my conversation with melanie...

8:48:14 PM mel: aiya.
8:48:17 PM mel: over alr lah.
8:48:21 PM mel: dun think abt it.
8:48:24 PM mel: it could really be worse lah.
8:48:32 PM mel: imagine if you wrote incoherently AND you submitted late.
8:48:35 PM mel: always think of favian

Yup. Good ol' favian. Always there for us.

Thanks for cushioning our fall dude.

PS: No I don't mean to curse Gary Bell. It's just frustration. I'm sure he'll understand. And the school won't persecute me. I hope.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Exam Fever

It's hit me again. Every 1/2 year around this time, i'll be struck by the same bloody symptoms. It's not exactly a real fever per se, but rather... erm... i'll let the symptoms speak for themselves...

1) Sleeping too much + general lethargic-ness. I get this alot. It runs in line with procrastination. It's like i KNOW i have to study. i KNOW what i need to study. BUT I JUST CAN'T GET TO IT. It's like I get the ball rolling for a good 4hrs... then I K-O at my table. I'll then gradually think "why don't I just take an hour break and continue later? that'll be good..." so I crawl to my bed and snuggle in. Big mistake. 1 hr = 5 hrs. I can just esad. Sigh.

2) Eating too much. This goes in line with the above. it's like my body'll rather do ANYTHING BUT STUDY. it's unnerving when just after having a big dinner, like 3hrs later my tummy's growling again. with no supper prospects in sight, i turn to raid the fridge for fruits. not feeling satisfied, i turn to raid the storage department and proceed to whip up a 'good' supper involving salmon, pasta, mushrooms, veggies and ham. Feeling satisfied with my condiments, I headed downstairs to the Eblock kitchen. Bloody stove had no gas. I fiddled with the dials and the gas canister, half hoping it'll explode and end my exam-stress life there and then. But alas. No hiss of escaping gas or ANY gas for the matter. i then trudged to the next block to cook. that's 1.5hrs gone.

3) Blogging. YES. despite the lack of material on this blog, i actually have a wealth of half-fuck articles/blogposts like 1/2-3/4 done in my drafts folder. i open blogger.com/home and I rant away. but i never get around to finishing it due to my guilt eating away at me... urging me to study. STUDY ANYTHING. so i pick up my companies act.

4) Studying anything but the required text -- As mentioned above, i'm going through the companies act. But it's bad. why? COZ ITS NOT THE FREAKIN FIRST SUBJECT DUE ON TUESDAY NEXT WEEK AND ITS ALREADY END OF WEDNESDAY!. omg. freaking out now. This is another vice. studying ANYTHING but the required text. I am horrendously guilty of this. I'll pick up property - LLH's book for a good read. I'll do the freakin survey. I DID THE FOOKING NUSSU WELFARE SURVEY (of which I said they sucked. the least i could tell them was the truth~) and well. I am doing my company law preparation instead of CLT. Bear in mind I only covered chapter 1 and CHINESE LEGAL STUDIES (pui!)... i'd say i'm off to a greeeeeeaaaatttt start~

But guess what? I managed to quit a horrible vice. MSN. Ah yes. I keep seeing Kingman bent over her computer in her room due to MSN. luckily i can say i don't get addicted to it as much now. i'm sorry to those that leave messages and i reply 5hrs later. really.

Alright. that's around 20mins wasted. at least i'm posting this baby up. Ignore the non-capitalizations of certain sentences. i just don't give a shit right now.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Tshirt Design

This took me like 2 hrs to whack out. The ol'blockhead was coming around the rooms asking for submissions for tshirt designs... initially I declined. Then I realised I'd be forking out a fooking $15 for a crappy tshirt that I'd wear to the toilet only, so might as well do something that I might actually WEAR to say... orchard road. Click on it for a bigger picture.



Not funky monkey enough?

Photo Blog #9

This is Jackson. He's on top of me.



And he wanted me to take a picture. Sicko.

PS: Observe where I'm pointing at.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Photo Blog #8

This is Bob. This is me. Bob is attempting to strangle me. As you can see he's not really succeeding.



Why is he attempting to strangle me?

Because I'm gonna spread the word.

What's the word?

Bob shaves his legs.

This begs the question of: 'Why does Bob shave his legs?'

Because his hair 'down there' grows in patches.

Hurhurhur.

Photo Blog #7

Just because I'm so lazy to check whether I ever blogged this before...



I heard they specialize in Christians.

Photo Blog #6

Finally the most interesting picture I've been keeping on my handphone but never got to blog... look closely at the drink stall here. Notice anything different about their juices? I took this at the Beach Road cinema food court... engrish sia.



Can't see anything? How about I zoom in?



The poor Balinese. Kenna bomb quite sad already. Still kenna made into juice. Bali juice anyone? $1.20 only...

Photo Blog #5

Look at the 2 bowls. Indistinguishable?



The one on top is Ice Kachang. The one below is Chendol. They both taste indistinguishable. Ugh.

Photo Blog #4

Now for something completely different. I was waiting at OFN for A1 or the other bus when I noticed a jailbreak. Yes. A bunch of PRCs broke out of jail and walked past the bus stop I was waiting at...



Hurhurhur.

Photo Blog #3

Now for something hateful. This is the asshole (OBS INSTRUCTOR SIA - Read: M) that bumped (Or I bumped into him -- DOES IT MATTER?!) into me just before the Causeway. During the jam. He said I was SQUEEZING HIM. WTF. Causeway bumper to bumper EVERYBODY IS SQUEEZING YOU COME AND COMPLAIN SAY I SQUEEZE YOU? No wonder he's a P-plate.



Pui. (Can't even see any damage right?!)

Photo Blog #2

I'm on a rampage of blogging. Whatever that means. Next up, my friendly upstairs neighbour (Elvis) doing her late night binder work. With my friendly next block neighbour (Why? Man?).



I'm sure everyone knows who I'm referring. He thinks she's very zai by the way.

Photo Blog #1

This is Angelene in MEC's Company Law Tutorial. Or was it Property Law by... whatshisname. I really can't remember cause it was so long ago. Anyway, she's bored. Hence she's playing SNAKE.



She doesn't need to listen during tutorial still can get A's. Case in point: Top Criminal Law Student 2004. Heh.

Spotted Again! My Friendly Neighbour!



Oops. It's not exactly him. But it's ALBERT STREET. Close la. It coincidentally has some pretty good salsa dance club societies thingies. No. Really. (Checkout the hot red babe picture under the Map. Albert put one. Hurhurhur)

Anyway that was just to mislead all the freshies checking out my blog. I'm amazed people other than og8 visit here. The real picture of Albert caught in action stalking his prey (food) in the dining hall is below:



Those are seriously some killer pants. Eech. We need some fashion police...