I'm waiting for this guy to update his blog. Yes I know. Pathetic. Lame. Update your own blog some might say. Yeah well. That's what I'm doing now I suppose. Luckily this blog hasn't been circulated around Law Fac yet. Or else... I'd probably be on like 50% of the blog-stalkers' reading list. Anyway, back to the resident whiner. He's really really whiny. And pathetic. And lame. (I see a trend...) Nah, he isn't a splitting image of me. I'd commit suicide first if it were so. Basically, he loves to whine and bitch in his blog about law fac and everything nice and not nice about it. He loves to people drop (or is it name drop) and cuss and swear at those whom ruin his day and don't say hi to him. He basically thinks that the entire world whole revolves around him but everyone just thinks he's a fucking joke and a loser. And he's too moral to even type out the work fuck. Pui. I spit on your morality. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I misread it. He probably was trying to brand drop too. Fcuk. Cock. Sorry, I have a low tolerance level for people that are obviously vulgar by nature and yet try to cover up by using mis-spellings or just basically swearing under their breath thinking people passing by cunt hear. So anyways, this guy loves and adores the attention he gets from his friends. Or lack thereof. I often see him alone, sitting in his special corner outside the library, adhering to some fucked up rule which he made for himself just because nobody invited him into the library to sit with them. It's so classic. Like a spoilt or stuck up brat sulking in a corner craving for attention. What's amazing is I didn't know all these until I was introduced to his blog by a group of my friends whom faithfully read and discuss his sad pathetic life in school. I mean. It's kinda scary to have people discussing your life right? Er. Right? But I guess it's bound to happen. Which is why I don't really blog about school. What's there to blog about school? Work? Long hours? Screwed up assignments? No... what we should blog about school according to him would be 'who noticed I was sulking today and came up and said hi to me or asked me what was wrong' or maybe 'who saw me sulk and ignored me. i shall not be his friend anymore'. Yeah right. You think your friends really cared for you? You got invited to Law Ball coz they needed to get the table number up to 10. Not that I'm any better la, I'm usually the last to know and the most slow to understand anything in particular. But at least I don't fucking whine about it. Whine whine whine (Actually I do whine about some people so cute so cute. But that's a different story...). And oh the replies that his friends leave for him. I don't advocate them too actually; especially the clinging piece of tar. Giving too much attention to this pipsqueak here only makes it worse for him la. He'll be like living for those comforting words.. 'Must take things easy..." or lies like 'God loves you and has a plan for you'. Yes. That's a lie. God hates you and doesn't give a shit whether you're in heaven or hell. Wait. He obviously wouldn't want you in heaven. Heh. Isn't that what you've always believed in? 'Nobody loves me everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms!~' Bah. This guy's 自尊心 is so damn bloody low that it's irritating. Low self-esteem makes or breaks a person. I think sometimes it's inherent in a person how fucked up his/her life is going to be. No matter how hard they try to do change their lives to make it better, to make themselves more... sociable and likeable, it just doesn't work. If you're screwed up in secondary school (due to yourself being fucked up of course), your 'demons' follow you into junior college and subsequently into university and whatever work you're gonna do. But then again. We must thank God for people like him. So that at the end of the long tiring day, we can sit back, relax and read his blog and go... 'Thank God. I'm not as fucked up as him'... So, I thank you for the entertainment and I thank you for being there for us without fail to perk our day (and for providing discussion topics). Before anyone thinks I'm an asshole, I'm actually very nice. Really. Parting words:
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back. --Detriorata (National Lampoon)
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He's already deleted his most recent hilarious attention seeking post. But his previous posts are pretty 'entertaining' too. Unfortunately I can't put a link up. Or it'll not be very nice on my part (read: he can trace it through extremetracker) ... heh..
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