Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Moscow Court Rejects 'Family Guy' Lawsuit

Monday, 04-Apr-2005 6:00AM
MOSCOW, April 4 (UPI) -- A Moscow court has rejected a lawsuit brought against a television station for broadcasting the American animated series "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons."

The plaintiff, Igor Smykov, filed the suit against television station RenTV almost three years ago, claiming the two series were morally degenerate and promoted drugs, violence and homosexuality, The Moscow Times reported Monday.

Smykov asked for compensation of $10,770 and demanded that the station be banned from airing the two programs or at least be required to show them later in the evening.

The plaintiff said that his son Konstantin, who was 6 in 2002, approached his parents after watching an episode of "Family Guy" and asked them what cocaine was. After he was reprimanded, Konstantin called his mother a toad, Smykov said.

The suit alleged that RenTV, by broadcasting the two programs, was interfering with a child's right to a normal, healthy childhood.

Judge Lyubov Dednyova, after watching videos of the two series in court, ruled Friday in favor of the television station.

RenTV lawyer Viktor Zinovyev said afterward: "Parents above all should decide what a child watches. The government cannot decide that for parents."

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Well. Lucky for him, he didn't get any worse stuff coming outta his son. In the actual show, the offensive language and references often outnumber the clean dialogue. Here's a few to letcha know just HOW offensive it is. (Bloody funny too!)

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

Peter: Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.

You get the drift.

I believe the judge became a fan after watching 2 series in the court. Who wouldn't?! Heh.

Crim!

4 comments:

cinewhore said...

Your "Crim!" is getting very annoying. Faux British crap.

우찌유 said...

I think you're referring to it in the british hoity toity way. Which isn't what I mean at all. Though it bears a certain air to it, it's actually supposed to be short form for criminal (law) [my next paper which I am studying now for - trying] and has a slight resemblance to 'crom' which is comic book talk relating to conan the barbarian. Heh.

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