Last night at Mambo was great. Really. I got a message from Angela "Come and see M3l2 and Billy in action" Little did we know that we really got to see some action... We actually got the honor to watch M3l2 and Billy make out at every possible moment on the dance floor. Remember kids, one doesn't have to be high to make out! :) We saw all the specifics. Oh yes we did. Tongue, Grinding and all. Like Bunnies (Swatch Karma Sutra watch anyone?) To quote Belanie: "Some people obviously went training for deep sea diving... Never have I seen two people who can hold their breath for so long... They can train deep sea pearl divers... Now i know the hidden talents of my two friends." As SiYue said it "Guys, I think we've just lost two friends" But we got one back. And it was fun to watch even though two members of our party were pseudo puking due to the intensity of their.. er.. workout. Heh. (Maybe we'll post the pictures once we can get them out from the camera phones to our laptops... Maybe)
We do await eagerly their slated repeat performance... Maybe halfway through dinner next time we'll be hearing Billy go "Can I have a M3l2?" then M3l2 will go "Can I have a Billy?" And we'll have to move ourselves to discrete positions... and enjoy the show... their eyes will meet, lock ... and soon other parts of their bodies will lock. Yum yum. To make us oblivious to it all and get used to their *ahem* needs, they might have to make out more in front of us. Maybe in the LT would be cool. Angela can go "Oh Billy and M3l2 are making out too on my right." More is good. More is good.
Oh and we stuck contraceptives on Billy's door (Duty of Care as a friend). After indulging in their self-absorbed performance at Zouk, and knowing that they probably will be too lazy to make a trip down to 7-11 (Taxi fare is expensive, and what if they bump into any of their friends down at 7-11? We so considerate! And also don't wanna be sued for negligent friendship) we got em two packs of 3. Durex. One red, a personal favourite of our Resident Grand-Daddy of Sparks and another one with a Motor Dial on it. I think it was for 'Enhanced Performance'? There was also a nice 'Double Happines' Postcard from us reading "If you up the scale..play it safe" (And we left the instructions in the keyhole)...
So... Next time when we visit Billy's room, there'll be two things we have to do.
1) Stock check.
and
2) Bed check (for stains... before sitting).
Until next post... I leave you guys with this message from our sponsors "Don't do tutorial mates!"
- Thanks - Belanie, Angela, M3l2. Billy and Grand-Daddy of Sparks for providing the uplifting news.
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eh do not call me belanie ok. you do not want to see me when i'm angry. i'm not nice when i'm angry. and i am getting ANGRY! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dunch be silly. It's just so that the law people reading this won't be able to figure out who the people are. In the event that they visit this blog that is.. now you expose everything la.. :p
this is VERY interesting. for someone who considers himself up-to-date with regards to law school news, I gotta say that this post has been very... informative.
and btw zy, i found your blog too! and trust me, the pseudonyms ain't working well. hehe.
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