The Horniest Day ever

Today was the horniest day ever for me. Make it known that on Jan 14 2006, I was at my horniest. I've never been one to favour horns. No special preference. Don't like to use 'em nor like them to be used on me. But today, I've horned people like the most EVER as compared to how much I've ever horned people in my entire 2yrs of driving. Yes. All the horns accumulated in the past few years could not compete with the number of horns I dished out today. I think there was a total of 15 times I horned inconsiderate motorists and pedestrians. Yes. I honked pedestrians too! That's called 'being fair'. I dunno why, but Singaporean drivers are just so fucked up. Especially taxi drivers. Not that I'm an excellent driver mind you. I did lose to a Lexus. I chickened out at 175 whilst he proceeded to whip my ass at 190. Ouch. Male ego was shattered that night. But today. Today I was on form with all the horns. Taxis kept cutting me left right and centre. The worst part? I was in their blind spot. All of them couldn't see me. Bloody hell. Summore they got the cheek to finger me. Ah the fuckers. If it wasn't for the fact that they were earning money to put meat on the table, I'd have tailgated and flashed them until I got to my next destination. But I'm big-hearted. I forgive them. I forgive them for being absolute pricks that don't give a shit about other people on the roads. I forgive them for cutting me and possibly destroying their own taxis without a care. I forgive them for being total assholes and daring to flip me off when I pass them. I forgive them for being bastards that seem to always hold up traffic on the expressways going at 80 when the speed limit's obviously at 90. In this essence, I forgive them for being too careful.

I seem to be bitching alot. But hell. I've not blogged for eons. Isn't it refreshing to see new words here on this page when ya click it? Heh. Till next time~