Nope, my friendly neighbour isn't my tolerant neighbour. He also isn't my Sith neighbour(s). He's none other than Albert, FOCC OG8 freshie. Ladykiller. Or so claim the people from Eblock. Albert ranks 3rd in terms of hottest male freshie during a recent impromptu survey conducted by some girls in Eblock. Not bad for someone with his quiet demeanor. Don't let his humble facade fool you. This quiet boy in law school is actually very much a woman's man in hall. Perhaps it's his single shiny earring that has caught many a girl's eye. Perhaps it's his multiple OCS tshirts and singlets of which he never fails to wear every single day. Perhaps it might even be his mini-fridge and cookpot. Yes ladies. He cooks. Elvis can attest to that.
If you venture into his humble abode, the first thing you'll notice is the presence of many strands of long hair. If you run them through a DNA check, you'll find hair from girls on the 3rd, 5th and 7th floor respectively. During the recent open house, 3 girls were on his bed at any one time. Not bad for a freshie eh? Girls will MSN him for drinks. Not a bad way to start a friendly relationship. Sometimes at night, you'll see extra black slippers outside his door. This will persist till the whee hours of the morning. They look suspiciously like Elvis'. Albert is also very vocal at block meetings, always offering his services to assist events in hall. If only we saw such enthusiasm in law. Tsk tsk tsk.
Albert takes after someone else from OG8. Azmin. Perhaps it's due to him inheriting Azmin's books. Who knows. There's a romantic side of Albert that nobody really knows. Not even me. Perhaps someday we'll find out. Till then, he has to be contented with his favourite sex toy. A 14" Plush Hamtaro. 14". Oh yes.
Go slow bro.
PS: Elvis is a girl.
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